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Come to The Dark Side...Video Slots Machine

Are casinos now going after middle-aged nerds? We kid, we kid. Seriously, don't send us angry hate mail. You're not middle-aged nerds and it's totally fine if you play slots. Especially this kind. The Star Wars video slots feature "authentic characters, vehicles, footage, dialogue and sound effects from the films." And they are penny slots so you can play them forever.

We ourselves are no better than the smoking granny slots players you often see. We'll play Wheel of Fortune 'til we're bankrupt and then we'll sit at a penny slot machine for hours drinking Manhattans and 'tsk, 'tsk-ing the girls who walk by in short dresses with their boobies hanging out.

So really, The Star Wars Dark Side slots players are way cooler us.

Here's what else is on in Vegas:
· Prive needs bankruptcy protection [LVRJ]
· The Bellagio will unveil Winter Wonderland on Dec. 6 in its conservatory featuring a 45-ft Mt. Shasta fir tree [Bellagio]
· The Venetian and The Palazzo will host Emeril Lagasse Foundation’s 5th annual Carnivale du Vin charity event this Saturday. Neville Brothers are promised. Tickets are a whopping $1,000 [Venetian]
· Michael Jackson, the newest Cirque du Soleil show?

[Photo: Enersauce]