Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Sugar is Sweet, This Man Will Sleep With You

January 27, 2010 at 11:53 AM | by juliab | Comment (1)

The latest hot accessory for bachelorette parties? Possibly.

Sometimes it feels like it�s the men who get all the, um, fun in this town, what with their gents clubs, their go-go dancers, their hot-girls-straight-to-their-rooms and their free limo rides to the legal brothels outside of town.

But ladies, rejoice, for the final sexual revolution is here. This hunky man wants to sleep with you. He�s only a couple of hours away from the Strip, and the only condition is that you have to pony up $200. Really, what�s not to love?

Yes, �Markus� here is Nevada�s � and America�s � first legal male prostitute, and last week he took up residence at the Shady Lady Ranch outside Beatty (150 miles and two-and-a-half-hours north of Vegas, just in case you were �wondering�). Isn�t he alluring?

Thunder Down Under? That�s for wimps. Former Marine (and ex porn dabbler) Markus will, in his own words, become your �surrogate lover�, �emotionally, physically and psychologically� for 40 minutes, if you pay him $200. Two hours is $500, or an overnight stay (shudder) starts at $2000.

Note that despite his being a prozzer, Markus has boundaries. He won�t do men, so this is strictly for bachelorettes/ladies who didn't even manage to cop off at O�Sheas. Now doesn�t that make you special?

Book him here.

PS: you know you�ve only got a couple of months till Rehab starts, right?

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