'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Take Over The Palms

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October 29, 2010 at 6:28 PM | by juliana | Comments (2)

Last night on the most amazingly shallow show ever to air on TV, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the ladies headed to The Palms, courtesy of their friend and owner, Adrienne Maloof. So how do "Real Housewives" experience Vegas? Let us tell you now.

The girls and some of their significant others shacked up in suites at the neighboring Palms Place. But immediately upon arriving at the hotel, (or so the editing made it seem), Adrienne took the girls up to the infamous Hardwood Suite to check it out. Taylor, sitting in a revolving lounge chair, said, "It's like being in one of those rap videos." All that was missing from her was the, "OMG Becky. Look at her butt. It's soo...BIG."

Then the girls and some of their husbands (except for sad Paris Hilton's Aunt Kim and Camille Grammer who's husband Kelsey was diddling a flight attendant in NYC while Camille was struggling to manage the trials and tribulations of having four nannies for her two children) took to the basketball court and began goofing around. In high heels. We wonder if that floor needed to be replaced afterwards.

Later, they all went out to dinner at NOVE, commented on the sexy rooms at the Palms Place and debated what fun drinks to have. Following dinner, they went to Rain and got their groove on in the VIP section. Who was the worst dancer? Camille or Taylor? Camille, putting her extensive training on Club MTV to work gets an A for effort. But Taylor really seemed wooden out there. Turns out money can't buy you everything. On the bright side, we did take our eyes off her huge lips for a moment.

The next day, a bunch of the gang hung out by the Palms Place pool in cabanas, did tequila shots and talked plastic surgery. (BTW, Adrienne with her glitter hair extensions and white mom visor had the most interesting poolside getup.)

Finally, that night the main event happened--Jay-Z at The Pearl but not before an early, early dinner at Simon where Camille's boy toy/tennis partner, Nick showed up. Mmmm..innnneresting. Then all the ladies faked eating the infamous pink cotton candy served at dessert, Taylor faked it a little too well.

The concert went fine, apparently, then everyone hit up an after party in a suite. Until Taylor's husband, Russell, made her go home early and it was SO SAD, you guys!

And that about sums up their Vegas weekend. Pretty tame if you ask us. We guess Real Housewives don't get stay out all night, sexually harassing Chippendale's dancers before coming home to lay next to the toilet, "just in case." Also, for having taken place at Adrienne's second home, there was hardly any of her in this episode. But not to fear, we are sure The Palms will make many more appearances later in the season.

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