We Predict That Alanza The Oracle Will Be a Riot
We’re utterly unabashed about loving the weird stuff of Vegas, and while we make an assiduous effort to go to as many magic shows as possible, we don’t think we’ve ever seen anything quite like this one.
Alanza the Oracle is a monthly dinner and psychic show over at Black Door Bar & Grill (next to Double Down on Paradise). You go in on a Saturday night, you has your food (Italian for the record) and then she talks to dead people. Yes.
According to the blurb:
Alanza is a clairvoyant and a clairaudient. This means she can hear and see above the realm of normalcy. She was born with these gifts and started using them at the age of four. At a very young age, she discovered she could see and speak to those that have passed away or crossed to the other side. She hears from the right side and converts what she hears into pictures & images in her mind like a built in tv screen.
She is able to see past lives, read present and also the future. She cannot see auras or the spirit guides of others. . She cannot see lottery numbers, or predict any results from wagering. She lost that part of her gift at the age of twelve.
Could this be any better? Well, yes it could. Because Black Door Bar & Grill happens to be a new rock bar opened by Dave Navarro and Nico Santucci in May. Ron Jeremy came to its opening night, for heaven’s sake. And also, she sounds like a proper rockstar psychic – she’s covered in tattoos and her slogan is “She ain’t your mama’s psychic”.
In short, this sounds like one of the best things ever. Sadly, we missed it last month because we were very ill, and this month we’re doing something else. So we’ll have to wait for the January edition to bring a report.
Having said that, feel free to go along tomorrow night at 9pm and report back on how it was. We don’t think you’ll regret this one.