Then the biggie – the snappily-named Shelby American NASCAR Sprint Cup race - takes place on Sunday at noon. Kim Kardashian will be battling her hangover from her Tao party the night before, and acting as marshal, while everyone's favorite cradlesnatcher Terry Fator will sing the National Anthem.
Wait a minute – Terry Fator? Singing the National Anthem? Good grief Vegas, is that the best you could do? Mariah’s in town and you ask Fator. We give up.
Tickets for the Sprint Cup start at $49 ($53.50 inc convenience charge) from here, or weekend packages start at $99. And stick around, because tomorrow we'll be telling you where else to go to get your NASCAR on.