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An Open Letter to Anthony Cools

Where: 3655 Las Vegas Blvd S [map], 89109
February 5, 2010 at 11:45 AM | by juliab | 0 Comments

Dear Anthony Cools,

First things first: we like you. You’re clearly a good hypnotist. Your show at Paris is funny. Having spoken to you (you won’t remember), we reckon you’re pretty personable. And your Twitter obsession with Norm Clarke is something that sings to our hearts.

Which is precisely why we’re so disappointed in you by your new clothing line. Sorry, Anthony Cools Apparel. You have four ‘designs’; we are fans of none.

Exhibit one: Shake my hand for an orgasm. Really? Really? Does the douchebag brigade really need that much help? That’s on a level with the ubiquitous married couple t-shirt that reads Game Over.

Exhibit two: Seriously? A budget Ed Hardy? We have no words.

Exhibits three and four: now these are better. You’ve got the Las Vegas Sign thing going on, although not too obviously. You’ve put some thought into these. We wouldn’t wear them ourselves, but as t-shirts go, these will do fine.

Oh. Except for one little thing. Unless you’re making some play on words that totes goes over our heads, shouldn't it be "king of sociability”, not “socialbility”?

Any time you need a spellcheck, we’re here ok? Only a tweet away.

Love,

VegasChatter

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