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The Strip's Next Top Wedding: Amy Winehouse and Her Blaaake (Again)

March 10, 2010 at 2:53 PM | by juliab | 0 Comments

Ugh. Normally we’re (one of three) fans of Katie Price, but today we’re cursing her after the news that Amy Winehouse is planning on visiting Vegas and getting married – again – to her dealer ex-husband Blake Fielder Civil. Why did you have to give them the idea, Price-manator?

Last time, of course, it was Miami. And because that marriage went so swimmingly, they’ve decided to re-do it in America again. According to Holy Moly:

Amy doesn't want a traditional ceremony and wants it to be similar to their first wedding. She chose not to marry in Miami again because she thinks it could be a bad omen. They have agreed on Vegas.

But at least we can’t see the Wynn being defiled this time. Wino’s such a famewhore that she’ll want to go where she can be papped, plus they’ll most likely be too drongoed out to wrap (hoho) a magazine deal that would necessitate hiding themselves away. Also, they probably wouldn't do a cheap mag deal anyway, on the grounds that their-luv-aint-for-sale-or-somefing.

So, we’re thinking a proper chapel. The only question is, which one? We’re guessing she’ll go with whichever previously married celeb she’s identifying with that day. And probably as close to downtown as you can get, in order to score something other than a marriage license. Little White Wedding Chapel, to follow in the esteemed footsteps of Sinatra and Britney?

Can’t wait for the visit! Amy, we’ll be waiting for you, cameras and disinfecting wipes at the ready.

[Photo: Holy Moly/Big]

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