Creepy, right? So we were very relieved to see this new one as we were storming the Strip on our buffet marathon last week.
Cools, you look nice, and more importantly, you look normal. We would no longer be worried about having you in the same room as our imaginary children. You’re not the creepy uncle who emerges out the woodwork at the wedding anymore. In fact, we would happily go on stage and be hypnotized by New Cools.
(Actually, that’s a total lie. We’d never in a million years get on stage and have you give us the tinglies. We’re just saying you look nice.)