VegasChatter

There are seven frozens to choose from – from your standard Margarita (except it’s less sweet than most frozen margaritas) to the Up All Night which contains an energy drink – and they pour the alcohol both on the top and on the bottom, so you should be imbibing the whole way through.

If you’re going easy on the alcohol and don’t want anybody to know, they’ll pour you a virgin drink in a souvenir glass for $3 less (alcoholic prices are $10 for a 16 oz cup, $16 for a 30 oz and $18 for a 32oz).

Also, if you’re prone to brain freeze like us, and only go down the souvenir glass route for the souvenir glass, there are other choices. You can go with the two hand-blended frozens ($12) – we tried a NUMB Cappuccino which was like a White Russian only way more delicious – or one of their three (also $12) drinks on the rocks (the Acai Mojito was not only a winning mix of sweetness and heavy alcohol, but it was the kind of drink that’s so overpoweringly strong you’ll be making out with a stranger after two sips). Also, there’s beer on tap and in bottles. You can always buy a souvenir glass separately (from $2) to fool the folks back home.

The Acai Mojito, AKA the Punch Packer

The décor is classy (a bit 60s and psychedelic), there’s seating and a TV if you want to drink there rather than take away, and the staff – two busty brunettes when we were there – are super-friendly and falling over themselves to give you (non-alcoholic) samples. Lovely!

Final thought: everything on the menu seems to be a couple of bucks cheaper than what you’d be paying at Shadow Bar or Cleopatra’s Barge. Our advice? Fill up a bong and smuggle it into Matt Goss. Cos word on the street is that his new waitresses are uber-bizatches.