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Know Your Hooker Laws Before Calling 911

January 21, 2011 at 5:00 PM | by | Comment (1)

It’s almost a classic love story. Boy comes to Las Vegas. Boy makes phone call. Boy meets girl. Girl charges $275 and leaves boy holding his bag.

New York City college student Hubert Blackman wanted more than bungee jumping, burgers and a little more Love on his recent trip to Las Vegas. So he called Las Vegas Exclusive Personals to order up a private lap dance in his Stratosphere crib.

After perusing the menu, Blackman ordered the $155 dance and opted for the upsell $120 sex act, which he was told would take up an hour of his time. When the stripper left after only a half hour, Blackman was furious over not receiving the full value of goods ordered. Sounds more like the stripper stayed an extra 28 minutes after the deed was done though, no?

He first made the logical move and called Las Vegas Exclusive Personals to demand a refund of his $275. After likely getting laughed at and not getting his money back, he called Metro Police to file a complaint. Who probably laughed as well but also informed the young man he could be arrested for stupidity. As prostitution is illegal within Vegas city limits and he just called to report his own crime.

Not satisfied with hand lotion and tissues licking his wounds and quietly heading back to school, Blackman filed a lawsuit in federal court for $1.8 million dollars for distress from a stripper. Plus the $275 that he still wants back. If only he were from Jersey, instead of money this story would've been full of fist-pumping and prostitution, whores!

We’d like to get our hands on that police call and a picture of this fine, upstanding gentleman who is so distressed. Absent that, we want to hear from you! Have you ever ordered an escort or stripper while in Las Vegas? Did you want to sue or were you satisfied? Tell us about it in the comments below or send them to us anonymously!

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loser

what kind of loser has to pay for sex in Vegas?  Even fat old ugly guys like me can find a drunk horny chick from Iowa to screw.  He deserves all the grief he can get.

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