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Kardashian Khaos To Sell Kheesy Souvenirs Beginning November 1

Where: 3400 Las Vegas Boulevard South [map], 89109
October 25, 2011 at 6:54 PM | by | ()

If your shoes dazzle, you own quite a kollection of klothes and you have an air of unbreakableness about you, you're about to FREAK. OUT. If you haven't a klue as to what we're talking about, you're really lucky and we want to live in your bubble. Really, we do.

In just one week, the Strip will never be the same again after Kardashian Khaos welcomes the star-struck masses and most likely a Kardashian, or five. The first Vegas boutique a la the reigning queens of fame whoredom will open at The Mirage on November 1. Since a certain Mr. Kim Kardashian will be hosting at Chateau on November 5, it's a pretty safe bet that Kardashians will be running amok (again) in just a few short days.

And, if you were just wishing that Vegas had even more kheesy souvenirs to foist off on unsuspecting loved ones, you're in luck 'cause that's exactly what the Kardashian girls think you've been yearning for.

Want gaming khips featuring the faces of Khloe, Kim, Kourtney and Kris? Boom.

Feel the need to tell the world which Kardashian is your fave? There will be a tee for that.

And, who needs a tat from King Ink when you can buy temporary tattoos of Khloe, her sisters and dear ol' mom, too?

What? Not enough you say? Then how about Kardashian playing cards, Kardashian kandles, a Kardashian beach towel, and more? Oh, yes. More. Kan't wait to start spending that kash, are we right?

(Photos: @KardashianKhaos, officialkourtneyk.celebuzz.com, khloekardashian.celebuzz.com, kimkardashian.celebuzz.com)

Archived Comments:

Tramps on Sale

That photo above, of the two young girls posing in front of the whore-store, makes me sick to the stomach.  It represents everything wrong with parents today, like all the toddlers and pre-teens gathered by their parents to watch the simulated-sex scenes in the Rio Show in the Sky.  Nice work, mom and dad.  Children are our future, and it looks mighty dim.