Im already so drunk in Vegas I just whispered "Take this money and buy us a drink after you show me them boobs" to an old man at the urinal
Whoa. But he didn't end there. After retweeting and replying to some fans, he then wrote:
I'm so hungover right now I just called room service demanding "Bring me a cot of poffee cause burning pee dont rhyme! And make it slappy!"
*VegasChatter throws up hands, walks away from desk, pours a drink of whisky. Stews for a minute.
We're big fans of getting drunk in Vegas and we're even down with folks who drunk tweet from Vegas (especially Twitpics!) But these awful tweets make us feel as if we're right there in the casino with a boisterous drunk guy who drank a souvenir yard drink on an empty stomach just as jetlag is settling in. Yeah, he's standing right next to the drunk girl in the too short skirt with her shoes off.
Yet given that a bunch of his fans retweeted his "Vegas observations", we guess some people find him funny. Blake, if you're interested there's now a job open for you at The Tropicana! In the meantime, thanks for enabling us to start the very-much needed Drunk Dudes tag here.