The Responsible One
This person’s only job is to make sure your group makes it back to McCarran in one piece. It’s tougher than it sounds. You might think it’s lame to take a nap in the middle of the day, or to “take it easy” the night before your morning return flight, but, hey, someone has to be the one to bail you out of jail. Memorize this person’s number, or better yet tattoo it on you if you think you’ll be spending a lot of time with…
The Crazy One
The one that’s going to tell you to put it all on black. The one that wants to introduce you to Tina in a nightclub. (That’s a drug reference, people.) If you handed him a Four Loko (do they still make those?), he’d probably chug it. Look up #ratchet on Instagram and the first 20 photos are of her after a long night of dancing, missing one shoe and three hair extensions. The crazy one, in all their hot mess glory, will bring out your inner party animal, for better or worse.
The Vegas Virgin
This is just good karma. You remember your first time in Vegas, don’t you? Whether it was absolutely horrible, or the best vacation ever, the universe (not to mention your microcosm of friends) will love you for showing someone that’s never been to Vegas how to do it right. You’ll look super cool for doing it and because of you, you’ll spawn a group of Vegas experts who everyone will want to hang with, better known as…
The One With The Vegas Connections
An absolute must for any group visiting Las Vegas. With this one, you’ll never have to wait in line to get into a nightclub, dinner reservations at Vegas’ best restaurants are already made, and you’ll never find yourself in a tourist trap or fall for any advertising hype. A hybrid of the responsible one and the crazy one, they’ve seen and done it all and either know someone in the industry, or have a really great casino host. Stick close to this one.
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