The Responsible One
This personís only job is to make sure your group makes it back to McCarran in one piece. Itís tougher than it sounds. You might think itís lame to take a nap in the middle of the day, or to ďtake it easyĒ the night before your morning return flight, but, hey, someone has to be the one to bail you out of jail. Memorize this personís number, or better yet tattoo it on you if you think youíll be spending a lot of time withÖ
The Crazy One
The one thatís going to tell you to put it all on black. The one that wants to introduce you to Tina in a nightclub. (Thatís a drug reference, people.) If you handed him a Four Loko (do they still make those?), heíd probably chug it. Look up #ratchet on Instagram and the first 20 photos are of her after a long night of dancing, missing one shoe and three hair extensions. The crazy one, in all their hot mess glory, will bring out your inner party animal, for better or worse.
The Vegas Virgin
This is just good karma. You remember your first time in Vegas, donít you? Whether it was absolutely horrible, or the best vacation ever, the universe (not to mention your microcosm of friends) will love you for showing someone thatís never been to Vegas how to do it right. Youíll look super cool for doing it and because of you, youíll spawn a group of Vegas experts who everyone will want to hang with, better known asÖ
The One With The Vegas Connections
An absolute must for any group visiting Las Vegas. With this one, youíll never have to wait in line to get into a nightclub, dinner reservations at Vegasí best restaurants are already made, and youíll never find yourself in a tourist trap or fall for any advertising hype. A hybrid of the responsible one and the crazy one, theyíve seen and done it all and either know someone in the industry, or have a really great casino host. Stick close to this one.
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