o Another functional and subtle souvenir! Just make sure to get it back from your moocher friends.
o You can buy them, or play a game with your friends to see who can
steal collect the most casino pens. Think of all the ink you’ll have for drawing obscene figures on your friends when they pass out later.
• Chocolate Slot Machine
o Don’t have anywhere to store your Vegas stuff? Not even pens?! Well, okay then, eat it.
o We like chocolate. We like slot machines. So, you can imagine why we’d eat this kitschy souvenir right up!
• Vegas Golf Balls
o Whether you’re a gentlemen, or a lady, on the fairway, this keepsake will remind you of when you had the balls to get wild in Vegas.
We’re seriously wondering who even buys these sorts of things. They’re not cool even in an ironic way.
• Offensive T-Shirts
o Ugh. No. Really, where in the world are these appropriate attire?
• Las Vegas Flip Flops
o Just. No.
• Lame keychains
o Even a little Las Vegas charm can’t make this Croc sandal keychain look cool.
• Dice Clocks
o TSA should really confiscate these sort of things. Dice clocks are an act of terror in the interior decorating world.
Some of these are so bad, they’re good.
• Glitter-Filled High Heel
o The Vegas version of a snow globe!
o Grandmama is sure to love this!
• Elvis Onesie
o Please, don’t take your child to Vegas until you’re celebrating a 21st birthday. Until then, bring Vegas to them.
• Vegas Sippy Cup
o We can’t decide if this makes your toddler look cool, or if this makes you look like a bad parent?
• Vegas Condoms
o No bachelor/bachelorette party is complete without them!