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It's Time to Confess: Would You Get a Vitality Aqua Massage?

Where: 3675 Las Vegas Blvd [map], 89109
November 9, 2011 at 4:56 PM | by | ()

When we were strolling through the backside of Bally's a few weeks ago, we noticed an actual person inside one of these futuristic-looking water massage incubators. And we couldn't help but wonder, does that thing really work?

Formally called the Vitality Aqua Massage, the incubators can be found in shopping malls across the country so chances are you've probably already seen this somewhere else besides Bally's. The way it works is you lie on the table and the water machine closes down over you, kind of like a tanning bed except your head is out in the open (and exposed to finger-pointing from passerbys). Then water pressure is exerted on your body in all directions like a massage. A rough one.

But, some folks like it like that, like this Yelp reviewer who says the Aqua massage beats happy endings.

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