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Cleo's Barge Finally Gets Her Matt Goss Makeover
Finally. Finally! After all our griping about Cleopatra’s Barge being a) a bit gross and b) not refurbished for Matt Goss’ arrival, we swung by yesterday, when we bought our ticket for the opening night of Goss, to find the curtains up again, the smell of glue and paint in the air, and lots of workmen going in and out with wheelbarrows, carpets and studious looks on their faces. Hallelujah, Caesars. Hallelujah.
By peeking through the curtains and enlisting the services of our Caesars spy, we discovered the following:
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The Case of Cleopatra's Barge Gets Curiouser and Curiouser
Yup, that's how small the stage is. And yup, that's totally open to the public. We might not be paying for our ticket after all
OK so. Just what on earth is going on with Cleopatra’s Barge? After we posted our pics of the renovations going down, the Harrah’s blog responded yesterday by posting some pics of a sphinx being jazzed up in preparation for Matt Goss’ arrival.
(Our first question – Gary Selesner said that the Gossy Room refurb would make Cleo’s “a little less Egyptian, a little more retro.” How is gilding a sphinx making it a little less Egyptian?)
Anyway we popped by yesterday evening and were amazed to find the plastic sheeting taken down, no discernable hookers present, and a sexy band setting up. The lounge looked no different (although the Harrah’s blog is right, the sphinxes are def a bit shinier) but we could see no other discernable difference, and a pair of shiny sphinx boobies doth not a Gossy Room make. Had Caesars done a miraculous, four day, invisible to the naked eye refurb?
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A Day in the Life of a Chippendale (Plus What the Show's Actually Like)
Insert your own fantasy scenario here
It’s been nearly two weeks since we saw the Chippendales at their 3000th show, and now that we’ve had time to shrug off our mortification at being touched up and having nipple rings thrust in our face, we’re ready for the review.
But first, the interview. Want to know what a day in the life of a Chippendale is like? Or the surefire Chippendale way to attract the laydees? Click here for our rather flustered video chat with Chip Nathan and Chip Jason – or, as they describe themselves, “GQ” Nathan and “Bad Boy” Jace.
Three things we should point out before we go: first, FYI, we saw the show along with other journos at the invitation of the Chips. Second, because of this, we saw it in less than ideal circumstances – ie sober, on our lonesome and therefore mortified at the idea that the rest of the audience would think we had gone to see the Chippendales by ourselves. Third, in our personal opinion, there’s nothing less sexy than someone thrusting their sexiness upon you. So we knew from the start that these dudes would not be our type.
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Will Cleopatra's Barge Be Ready In Time For Matt Goss?
During our stay at Caesars this weekend we had a few opportunities to note the progress on the Matt Goss show. As well as the t-shirts that we tweeted about, we also had a peek at Cleopatra’s Barge. Don’t forget, Caesars Pres Gary Selesner had said at the launch that they’d be refurbing it to be “a little less Egyptian, a little more retro.”
Well, we’ve been keeping an eye on it since that announcement back at the end of January, and not seen anything happen. But on Sunday, we spied a lone ladder propped up against a wall. And last night, we went by again to find some curtains closing it off.
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Matt Goss Wants Cleo's Barge to Stay "Hooker Central"
Looking back at this photo, we're wondering why we're surprised he's a a filthpot
And there you were thinking butter wouldn’t melt in his hot gentlemanly mouth – turns out Matt Goss is a saucepot. So much so that he actually asked us to tell the world that he likes hookers (note to lawyers: not in that way, obviously).
Way back when, after we wrote up the Goss launch outside at Caesars, @gigieisen tweeted us the following:
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Oprah May Not Want John Mayer, But Vegas Definitely Does
Hey John, if you're looking for an interview outlet in lieu of Oprah, you could probably twist our arms into doing it.
Never thought we’d say this, but since he clammed up on Twitter, we’re actually missing John Mayer’s relentless updates. Luckily, he’s making up for it by coming to perform in person at Mandalay Bay on March 27.
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We're On the Billboard At Caesars (Oh, As Is Matt Goss)
It was as we were at the Sports Illustrated launch last week that we noticed that Caesars had finally got around to adding Matt Goss to their video roster on the billboard.
There we were, twiddling our thumbs as we waited for the models to arrive and do their ridiculous pseudo Beatles walk outside the Mirage, when we noticed sexy Mayor Goodman looking glum by himself. And then we noticed the Goss in the background to keep him company. Two of our favourite Vegas men in the same shot. Chouette!
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How Many Chippendales Does it Take to Carry a (Beef) Cake?
You know those jokes, how many drunkards/feminists/Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Well last night we found ourselves doing a variation on the theme: how many Chippendales does it take to arrange a cake? The answer, as you can see from this video, is five. Two to lift it onto the table, arrange it, and prop it up on a towel, and three to flex their pecs in the background and fist-bump the lifters.
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The Transformation of Matt Goss: A Guide For Brits
Performing at the Palms. A far cry from Bros.
A few days ago our housemate was talking to some Brits over in Vegas, and was telling them about the Strip’s newest Singing Sensation That Is Matt Goss (™). Their response? Matt Goss from Bros? At Caesars Palace? As if.
People, we know it can be hard to think past the bleached hair, the fringed leather jackets and the ripped denim of his boyband days. In fact, we know this because we too were unbelievers, and we only had our epiphany when we went to see his show as a joke.
Last week we told Goss newcomers a few home truths about the sleekmeister’s shady 80s past, so we thought it only fair to provide the same service for those of you who last saw him in Bros. Expunge that from your memories, and start with a clean slate, because he’s been through five major changes since 1991.
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10 Things You Need to Know About Matt Goss
It’s official – the Gossmeister is the talk of the Strip, and in honor of him, until his show opens, we’re officially renaming Mondays Matt Goss Mondays. This week: what America needs to know about him. Because he aint always looked like this.
Call it the Emperor’s new clothes effect. As the excitement from the Matt Goss Caesars launch died down over the weekend we had several people shuffling up to us and asking us, as token Brits, who exactly the Gosster was. Each said exactly the same thing – we’ve heard/seen that he’s awesome, but where had he sprung from? Sit back and let us inform you.
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A New Dawn, A New Day At Caesars For Matt Goss
We give him Ten out of Ten. Bros fans will get it.
Wow. WOW. We are just coming down from the high that Matt Goss kindly left us with when he performed in the garden at Caesars this morning. What’s that noise? A mixture of our ears still ringing, and the Bros megamix on our iPod. What’s that smell? Um, that’d be us in a couple of days, seeing as we’ve taken a vow of no washing since the Gossmeister touched us. Twice. Oh yes.
As we said on Monday (told you!), now that Matt’s stint at the Palms is over, Caesars have snapped him up. From March 12, he’ll be performing every Friday and Saturday at the new Gossy Room - formerly known as Cleopatra’s Barge. That’s right. He’s so good, they’re renaming the room and refurbing it to make it “a little less Egyptian, a little more retro” as Gary Selesner, Caesars President, told us at the press conference this morning.
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Collective Sigh: It's Time to Bid Farewell to Sexy Snake Man
It’s Sexy Snake Man Donald Schultz’s last day outside O’Sheas today, so to commemorate our loss, we’re bringing you this picture of him in his box from our Sunday afternoon perve research trip. We weren't alone, either - SSM has picked up a hefty number of groupies over the past 10 days, which made us feel a bit better about, you know, our big ole pervathon.
New game: how many snakes can you see in this picture? We can only count the one on the ground on the right and the one in the foliage to the left, but at the time, we saw a few more. In fact, we’re going to keep staring at this picture until all 80 materialize.
