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Vegas Strippers To Pull Out Their Poker Face Tonight

The only poker tournament where you may never see a flop.

The Hard Rock's poker room has gone through Detox and will be closing to relocate but that doesn’t mean they aren’t going out without a bang. Tonight, the room will host the strippers of Crazy Horse not I, not II, but Crazy Horse III. And we all know the third time’s the charm right?

Several ladies of the stage and lap will descend upon the Hard Rock tonight at 7pm for their Crazy Horse III Poker Tournament. Where they will actually play cards. Ironically, the setup of the Hard Rock Poker room is such that the liquor is up front and the poker tournaments are in the rear. Now we wonder if they planned it that way with a sly smile just for nights like tonight.

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A Pool Party, In Togas, With Bunny Tails. Just Another Night in Vegas

Only in Vegas, eh? This was the scene in the Palms casino at the end of the Midsummer Night’s Dream orgy party on Saturday. We caught these two fine-looking chaps debating whether to grab a bite at Garduno’s or head on up to try their chances at the Playboy Club, although we're pretty sure if they hadn't managed to pull in the MND they had little hope of managing it upstairs.

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Le Sexy Shop de Paris Could Do With Being Un Peu Sexier

He was with his wife. Don’t worry.

Ooh la la, qu’est-ce que c’est? Un naughty shop à Paris? Mais oui!

Yes, we’ve noticed the frilly stuff on sale in La Vogue - Paris’s new “bridal and bachelorette boutique” - for a while now, but this week we finally made it in.

At first glance, we were pretty disappointed. We saw his and her towels, Mr and Mrs soap dishes, even a $10 bar of soap with a bride and groom etched into the glycerine. Boring. Ou est le sauce?

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Celebrate Hump Day's Passing By Replenishing Your Knicker Drawer

Accessories such as whips may not be included in the offer

This week just gets better and better. Not only is Thursday the opening of Vegas! The Show (no, we’re not among the chosen ones to be invited - sob), but it’s also National Underwear Day (hurray).

What does that mean for you? Well, assuming you’re not a skank Hollywood starlet (or a Britney) who prefers to go au naturel, it means bargains for your knicker drawer, courtesy of lingerie shop Love Jones at the Hard Rock (they of underwear room service fame.

On Thursday, they’re emptying the closets and offering buy one pair, get one free on undies from brands like Hanky Panky, Undrest and Sexy Panties and Naughty Knickers (buyable for the names alone, surely).

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You Can Take The Bad Girls Out of Sin City, But You Can't Take The Boobies Out of Vegas

Sin City Bad Girls RIP

With all the Holly’s World focus on boobies lately and the Sin City Bad Girls taking it off for the final time over the weekend, it got us thinking...about boobies. And not thinking about them in the way we used to press our nose against the TV to try and catch a scene where the scrambling wasn’t quite scrambled. We’re adults now and have cable taste. We're talking real, live action breasticles.

Luckily, it’s Vegas and while the Hilton may not be pimping out the boobs any longer, you can still catch several topless shows. Whether it’s a guy’s night out or a date where martinis at Sapphire have already been shot down, here are five spots where "pasties" is a naughty word:

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Wanna Go Where No One Knows Your Name? Try The Discreet Gentlemen's Club

Vegas Seven has the skinny on a new gentlemen's club opening next week in Vegas that aims to give men a discreet place to get their jollies. It's called, quite simply, The Discreet Gentleman's Club.

Here, cellphones and cameras are forbidden. Private suites allow guests to be entertained completely hidden from the rest of the club. The VIP floor features six "discreet suites," which have private booths with smoked glass doors as well as a lounge with eight partitions squared off by heavy, chain-mail curtains. VIP guests can also arrive through a back door and up a private elevator. In other words, this place would have been perfect for Tiger Woods.

This is certainly a new incarnation for the old Minxx strip club on Wynn Road but club owner and X Games motorcross bike TJ Lavin told Vegas Seven he wanted a high-end place and private for his friends to have a good time. Actually, we like it how Discreet's managing partner Anthony Botta put it: "What happens in Las Vegas doesn’t stay in Las Vegas anymore; it ends up on MSNBC the next morning!"

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And Breathe... On Sunday, Your Fave Strip Performers Will Perform A Strip Show

We've always thought there's not enough stripping on the Strip

Well the Chi Theater at PH is certainly getting some action this week. As well as being home to Peepshow, it’s also hosting a screening of Get Me to the Greek (the followup to Forgetting Sarah Marshall) on Thursday, and at midnight on Sunday night it’s going to be the scene for a one off production of Broadway Bares, the nakey-burlesquey-strip-showy New York HIV fundraiser.

What to expect? Why, dancers from various Strip (not strip) shows performing 3 minute striptease routines in the style of Peepshow. Oh yes – it’ll be as if your favorite Vegas performers were actually shaking their wares along with La Madison, Le Strickland and co. It is, in short, the stuff of Strip fantasies.

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THEsexytime Comes Cheap At THEhotel This Weekend

Staying in the THEhotel/Mandalay Bay vicinity this weekend? Then, lucky people, you can take advantage of some reduced price sexytime!

We popped into the imaginatively named THEstore at THEhotel yesterday after the launch of Vegas Uncork’d at Mix, and were confronted by a stack of “mobile intimacy kits” and a sign saying “75% off”.

And these are no boring, graded-by-the-size-of-your-room sex kits like the ones at Paris – stuffed into the little red case are two condoms, a mini pot of lube and a baby vibrator. And behold – it’s so discreet that you could put this in your bag on the way to O’Sheas and no one would be any the wiser (until you had your wicked way with them of course).

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Is Paris Judging Your Sexytime By The Size of Your Wallet?

As avid readers of the Mail Online we know there’s nothing as riveting as speculating about other people’s sex lives. So we were particularly tickled to observe the differences in the sex kits at Paris during our stay there last weekend.

We say “sex kits”. As we already explained, the modestly-named “romance kits” ($5) were actually just a box of condoms. But here’s the funny thing – the ones in our Premier Red Room (ie a topnotch room) were supersize Lifestyles Megas (tagline: “for the man who needs more!”).

An inspection of the minibar in a Premier room (standard, but with a view), though, found it stocked with Ultra Sensitive (tagline: “almost like wearing nothing at all”).

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The Rain Had Some Benefits (As Long As You Weren't After a Hot Girl Straight To Your Room)

And there you were thinking last week’s rain was all bad. On the contrary. Not only did it provide sorely needed succour for the desert or something equally technical, but it also sent the card snappers scurrying for shelter. Here’s the scene outside Harrah's on Friday night – ie, prime hookah-touting time. How calm does it look? How nice must it have been to walk out of your hotel unmolested? (Unless you were counting on scoring a couple of numbers like the disappointed confused-looking gents in this picture probably weren't, officer.)

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Planet Hollywood Will Be Hot for Miss America Next Week

No, we don't know what's with the white roses or the dodgy clothes choices, either

And there you were thinking that with the porn stars gone, Vegas had little to offer in the way of fake boobs, ironed hair and foil nails. How wrong you were. For a start, we saw a load of that at Tao last weekend. But more importantly, they’ll be all over Planet Hollywood next week because the Miss America pageant is coming to town.

As well as the pageant beauties, you can also gawk at the judging panel, which includes Vivica A Fox, former Miss America turned opera singer Katie Harman and, rather less easy on the eye, Rush Limbaugh.

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The Porn Expo Will Be Sexing Up The Nightclubs This Weekend

A dirty Kayden Kross. See what we did there?

Something tells us that the action in Vegas this weekend is going to be pretty full on – and not just because of the CES lot being in town. The Adult Entertainment Expo is, of course, also going down this week – and the people behind it are throwing a variety of bashes around town.

Tao is particularly hot for the pornies, with AVN parties on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Thursday – the “official Adult Entertainment Expo Networking Party” - will be hosted by Sasha Grey, the convention’s keynote speaker. Friday it’s the turn of porn star Kayden Kross, and Saturday, Stormy Daniels (hurrah for a proper porn star name) is throwing an awards after party bash. Cover is $20 for Thursday and Saturday, $30 for men on Friday. Local ladies get in free every night.

Which to go for? Something tells us that the extra $10 for Kayden Kross will probably be worth it in terms of dirt - quite literally, going by her (we hope) muddy face in the promo pic. Although we're intrigued by the notion of porn industry networking. Let's make it a toss up between the two.