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We Spy Boobies From The Palace Tower At Caesars

The yellow shades mark Venus Pool Club

Recently, a Brit colleague of ours came to Vegas with his girlfriend. They stayed at Caesars, and had a lovely time. Apart from, as he tells everyone who will listen to him, the moment they “tried to charge me $20 to see my girlfriend’s boobs”.

Yes, his girlfriend had gone to the Garden of the Gods, whipped off her top as the Europeans are wont to do, and was promptly squirreled away in the Venus Pool Club by anxious staff. And when he came out to join her for a spot of sunbathing, the same staff tried to charge him $20 to get in. As anyone who has ever spoken to him about Vegas will know, he has never forgiven Caesars for treating him, as he sees it, “like a virgin who lives in my mum’s basement.”

So we thought of our colleague as we did a little room tour of Caesars recently and copped a spectacular view of the Venus pool from a room in the Palace Tower. It was totally free, and there was nothing (apart from our sense of propriety) to stop us from using a zoom lense to get a better look at the jubblies on display down below. Of course, inside Venus, there are no cameras allowed, so this is a better bet for souvenir hunting.

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You Can Now (Legally) Get Your Hands On Holly Madison's Slot

And you won't even get a restraining order

Having devoted bajillions of megabytes to the world domination of Holly Madison, we thought we knew every last claim to fame that Madders possesses but here’s one we didn’t know about – Holly Madison slot machines!

La Madz Twitpicced this one last night, and rest assured, we will be right down there to get our hands on her buttons and our fists in her slot.

But in the way down, what we really want to know is: how the hell did we miss these before? We’re thinking they must be new, from her use of the #milestone hashtag, but still, we feel like this is something we should have known about. Why didn’t Planet Hollywood set up a red carpet for the unveiling, huh?

Does Holly’s slot live up to expectations? We’ll roadtest it very soon and let you know!

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Don't Get Too Excited When the Check Comes at Max Brenner

While you’re in the mood for food, thinking about Restaurant Week, our minds drifted to the nice brunch we had at Max Brenner the other week. Specifically, the surprise that you get when it’s time to pay.

When we asked for the check, it was presented in a pretty tin box saying “money for life, chocolate for the soul”. The inhabitants of our table promptly got all excited that Max was slipping us some chocolate with the bill, but alas, no, it was just the check.

To be fair, you’ll probably have consumed so much chocolate as part of the meal that an extra choccy drop with the bill could actually push you over the edge.

Move on, people.

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The Cosmo Keeps Us Guessing With Its Side View

As you know we’re obsessed with The Cosmopolitan so as we were touring a room at Caesars the other day, we couldn’t help but let our glance wander southwards. And lo and behold, what did we see but some unfinished lettering. And seeing as we’re pretty sure they wouldn’t have turned on their marquee with all the bells and whistles without finishing the name on the side of the hotel first, we’d like to think they’re sending us a message.

Will the hotel be cosmetically pleasing? A microcosm of a new world? A result of cosmic ordering? Or did they just forget to finish off the side yet? We’ll let you know when the rest go up.

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Has Marley From Zowie Bowie Hit the Bleach Again?

We were walking through Red Rock last week, and couldn’t help feeling all excited that Zowie Bowie are making a triumphant comeback for Labor Day weekend.

Looks like someone at the casino was equally excited. So excited, in fact, that they had a brainstorm and used an old pic of the glam pair to plug the new gig.

Because we all know Marley’s gone brunette, hasn’t she? Unless she decided that blondes have more fun after all, and went back to her (what are shhhhurely natural) roots. Has she hit the (peroxide) bottle again?

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When is Meat Loaf Not a Good Choice? When It's at the Studio Cafe

You can’t beat a good piece of meat loaf, right? No, not right. Not, that is, if the meat loaf comes from the Studio Café at MGM Grand.

We’re always on the lookout for cheap eats so when we ended up in the Grand the other night to see Ka, we thought we’d give the Caff a whirl. Normally we go for a burger as our restaurant litmus test, but this time we were tempted by the meat loaf, that we were assured by our server was very good. Which it had to be, really - because at $18.50 it was hardly being given away.

Woe was us – it was not very good. It was, in fact, very poor. It had the consistency of jelly and the only thing we liked eating was the mashed potato, which wasn’t very good, either. suffice to say, we didn’t ask for a box. Then during Ka, we started feeling sick. Was it the food or was it those kerazy kidz and their onstage turning our stomach? Who knows, but we doubt we'll risk it again.

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And the One Billboard On Strip Club Alley Is...

Not many things make us chuckle on a Monday morning, but this picture does – it’s what we snapped driving up Industrial Road towards Charleston on Friday (no, we weren’t looking for a strip club, FYI, we just happened to be driving by them).

Anyway, we were tickled enough to see that the one shameless lonely billboard on the road was for Peepshow, and even more tickled to see that the pic of Holly Madison was next to a spare parts shop.

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Shocker of the Week: Imperial Palace Has a Limo

Do our eyes deceive us? We were driving down Industrial Road the other day, round the back of Caesars, when we noticed the limo in front had this license plate. That looks strangely like it belongs to Imperial Palace, but surely IP can’t have a limo. Can it?

Oh yes it can. It turned left in front of us, and we were so shocked, we had to take a picture.

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Facebook 'Dislikes' The Trop's Plans For a New Ceiling

Good morning! And what a lovely one it is. Were sitting here at our computer, sipping on a cup of tea and stalking our crushes on Facebook – just a normal day at VegasChatter Towers.

As we were doing this the other day, we couldn’t help noticing that one of our crushes was teasing us with some sexy new photos. That’s right – the Tropicana, that feisty little madam, was posting a surgeon’s mockup of how she’s going to look after her surgery.

How will she look? Not too much different to how she’s looking right now, to be honest – apart from we can’t help noticing that that pit floor ceiling looks rather different from the beauteous beast that’s up there now:

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It Wouldn't Be Caesars Palace Without a Hangover

We were walking through Caesars Palace the other day when we couldn’t help poking our noses into the official giftshop at the entrance to the Forum Shops. We go crazy for tat, and Caesars is usually one of the best at providing it (no offence CP, it’s just your plastic Roman chariots really do it for us).

Anyhoo, in between the plastic Roman chariots we spied this: a t-shirt of the Hangover baby. You mean that joke hasn't worn thin? Not a chance. If you want it, it's yours for $22. Heather Graham, sadly, not included.

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A Pool Party, In Togas, With Bunny Tails. Just Another Night in Vegas

Only in Vegas, eh? This was the scene in the Palms casino at the end of the Midsummer Night’s Dream orgy party on Saturday. We caught these two fine-looking chaps debating whether to grab a bite at Garduno’s or head on up to try their chances at the Playboy Club, although we're pretty sure if they hadn't managed to pull in the MND they had little hope of managing it upstairs.

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There Will Soon Be a Way to Numb the Pain of Harrah's

We’ve been rather taken with the posh frozen cocktails being served up at Numb, but looks like we’re not going to have to stick to Caesars to get our brain freeze anymore.

We were walking through Harrah’s today, when what did we spy but that distinctive Numb hoarding? From the looks of the building site, it’ll be slightly bigger than the Caesars branch.

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