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Bridget and Brody are Ruling the Strip This Weekend

Where: 3325 Las Vegas Boulevard South [map], 89109
August 27, 2010 at 3:52 PM | by juliab | 0 Comments

there are only two places you need to be this weekend: at Tao tonight for Brody Jenner’s birthday party and tomorrow afternoon at Azure for Bridget Marquardt’s snowballs.

Brody will be celebrating his 27 years on the planet tonight, while tomorrow, Bridget will cool down Azure with snow machines, ice sculptures and luges, ice cube shots and alcoholic sno cones (oddly similar to the Blizzard on the Beach at Tao Beach today). Because she’s that hot, the place will need it, obviously. Wonder if Holly Madison will pop over to say hello?

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Vegas Strippers To Pull Out Their Poker Face Tonight

Where: 4455 Paradise Road [map], 89169
August 26, 2010 at 10:13 PM | by Mr Pappagiorgio | 0 Comments

The only poker tournament where you may never see a flop.

The Hard Rock's poker room has gone through Detox and will be closing to relocate but that doesn’t mean they aren’t going out without a bang. Tonight, the room will host the strippers of Crazy Horse not I, not II, but Crazy Horse III. And we all know the third time’s the charm right?

Several ladies of the stage and lap will descend upon the Hard Rock tonight at 7pm for their Crazy Horse III Poker Tournament. Where they will actually play cards. Ironically, the setup of the Hard Rock Poker room is such that the liquor is up front and the poker tournaments are in the rear. Now we wonder if they planned it that way with a sly smile just for nights like tonight.

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Tweet of the Weekend: Matt Goss' Equal Opps Stripping Policy

Where: 3570 Las Vegas Blvd South [map], 89109
May 10, 2010 at 11:44 AM | by juliab | 6 Comments

Many people got trashed in Vegas this weekend, and lots of them told the world about it. So, every Monday we’re bringing you our favourite tweet of the weekend. And don’t forget to follow us at @vegaschatter.

It’s not an opinion we like to air too often, but sometimes, just sometimes, Vegas strikes us as a slightly sexist town. Like when we look at the fat old men at pool parties being pawed by hot little gold-diggers. Or the (old fat) guy we always see at red carpet stuff being accompanied by blatantly hired help. Or, for that matter, any time we think about Terry Fator and his child bride.

Anyhoo, we’re pleased to have learnt this weekend that there is at least one equal opps-friendly man in Vegas. His name? Look away now, Banger and Phoenixarcade - Matt Goss.

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How to Score Chippendales Tickets For No Money, Just A Slight Loss Of Dignity

Where: 3700 West Flamingo Road [map], 89103
April 23, 2010 at 3:19 PM | by juliab | 2 Comments

Ladies and gents, are you in the mood to see the Chippendales but a bit embarrassed about handing over $55 to get your legs parted by a long-haired nipple-ringed douchebag sexpot?

Fear not, because one of our favorite Twitter accounts is that of the Chips. Not just because of the glorious nuggets of cheesy gossip it pumps out about the boys (today’s sample here), but also because every Friday, they give away free tickets to that night’s show.

It’s easy, too – all you have to do is RT the sentence “"I want to go to @Chippendales tonight at @RioVegas!”. And from the looks of it, it’s pretty easy to win – according to Twitter, at the time of writing, they tweeted today's offer 45 minutes ago, and someone only nabbed it 8 minutes ago.

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The Stripper Bar Is Suffering. Let's Help It Out

Where: 3663 Las Vegas Blvd South [map], 89109
April 5, 2010 at 2:55 PM | by juliab | 6 Comments

It wasn't actually that empty. We just didn't want to photograph the other suspects.

Finally. Finally! Last night, we made it to the Stripper Bar. We hadn’t been over since opening night (when we went in before it opened) but we were hoping that after a week, it’d be banging. But – and this is a killer – it was even less banging than the Excalibur casino was at 1am last night.

Yes, we have to factor in the circumstances – we dropped in at midnight (ie after the Miracle Mile shops had closed) on a Sunday. And not just any Sunday – Easter Sunday (sorry mum).

But it was dead. There were about eight people in there. And speaking to the bartenders, it seems like business hasn’t been doing so well all week.

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Stripper Bar Is Open. As In, Open For Everyone's Viewing

Where: 3663 Las Vegas Blvd South [map], 89109
March 29, 2010 at 12:15 PM | by juliab | 0 Comments

You already know how excited we were about the opening of Stripper Bar at Miracle Mile. Obviously we had to go and check it out the minute it opened. So we headed down on Friday night to have a looksie.

We were there early – 7.30 – and unfortunately, it wasn’t open to the public. It was, however, open, so we could get a squiz inside.

It’s a lot smaller than we were expecting – think “cosy”, if a stripper bar can be described as cosy. The bar itself is small and to one side, then there are a few tables scattered round, with black leather chairs, but the main focus of the room is the giant stripper pole on a dais, with a load of red chairs around it.

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Your First Glimpse of The Stripper Bar

Where: 3663 Las Vegas Blvd South [map], 89109
March 26, 2010 at 1:41 PM | by juliab | 0 Comments

Here she is, ladies and gents: Sin City Sindy. The 31ft high lady of the night with the camera in her crotch was installed last night outside the Stripper Bar at Miracle Mile, ready for the grand opening today.

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G String Fries, Nice Melons and a 31ft High Stripper: It's All Going Down at the Stripper Bar

Where: 3663 Las Vegas Blvd South [map], 89109
March 25, 2010 at 3:36 PM | by juliab | 0 Comments

We’ve been keeping an eye on the progress of Miracle Mile’s new Stripper Bar for a while now, and we finally have some answers to all our questions.

According to the website, it’ll be “Las Vegas’ first and only bar run by strippers”. Waitresses will break off from their waitressing to strip on the half hour, the menu will be stripper-tastic (“G-string fries”, “Nice Melons” and “Stiffy” cocktails), and there’ll be a stripper museum-type collection of memorabilia dotted around the place.

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A Day in the Life of a Chippendale (Plus What the Show's Actually Like)

Where: 3700 West Flamingo Road [map], 89103
February 24, 2010 at 5:03 PM | by juliab | 0 Comments

Insert your own fantasy scenario here

It’s been nearly two weeks since we saw the Chippendales at their 3000th show, and now that we’ve had time to shrug off our mortification at being touched up and having nipple rings thrust in our face, we’re ready for the review.

But first, the interview. Want to know what a day in the life of a Chippendale is like? Or the surefire Chippendale way to attract the laydees? Click here for our rather flustered video chat with Chip Nathan and Chip Jason – or, as they describe themselves, “GQ” Nathan and “Bad Boy” Jace.

Three things we should point out before we go: first, FYI, we saw the show along with other journos at the invitation of the Chips. Second, because of this, we saw it in less than ideal circumstances – ie sober, on our lonesome and therefore mortified at the idea that the rest of the audience would think we had gone to see the Chippendales by ourselves. Third, in our personal opinion, there’s nothing less sexy than someone thrusting their sexiness upon you. So we knew from the start that these dudes would not be our type.

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How Many Chippendales Does it Take to Carry a (Beef) Cake?

Where: 3700 West Flamingo Road [map], 89103
February 12, 2010 at 12:44 PM | by juliab | 0 Comments

You know those jokes, how many drunkards/feminists/Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Well last night we found ourselves doing a variation on the theme: how many Chippendales does it take to arrange a cake? The answer, as you can see from this video, is five. Two to lift it onto the table, arrange it, and prop it up on a towel, and three to flex their pecs in the background and fist-bump the lifters.

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Chippendales are 3000 Performances Down, Celebrating Tomorrow

Where: 3700 West Flamingo Road [map], 89103
February 10, 2010 at 3:58 PM | by juliab | 0 Comments

UPDATE: Apologies to the Chippendales, we sold them short. They'll actually be celebrating with a cake (perhaps a giant one, that the hot bods jump out from), and a mini party/gathering with the audience after the show.

We don’t want to go overkill on the sexy ladies today, what with the Sports Illustrated gallery we’ve got coming up, so being equal opportunists, we thought we’d redress the balance by pointing out that it’s the Chippendales’ 3000th performance tomorrow at the Rio (sorry, Rio overload today as well, we know).

There aren’t any special ticket prices or anything (boo), but the boys will be in a celebratory mood, so you possibly have more chance of getting felt up by them, seeing a bit more flesh (who knows, they might take their collars off), or just enjoying their, um, special day with them.

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Prep for Valentine's Day By Acquainting Yourself With a Pole

Where: 3663 Las Vegas Blvd S [map], 89109
February 4, 2010 at 11:00 AM | by juliab | 0 Comments

What was that about romance being dead? Not at Stripper 101 it’s not. Wander through Miracle Mile right now and you’ll find this sign exhorting you to sign up for a quick pole dancing refresher class before V Day.

The kind folk are laying on extra classes in the run up for V Day so you can be “extra hot for the man you want”. For instance, there are no fewer than five classes on February 13 for the tardy among you. Sessions cost from $40 plus tax from here, and you might want to book sooner rather than later – this Sunday is already sold out. If you want to know what actually goes on in these classes, read this.

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