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Early Observations from The Toptional Pool Scene at Moorea

April 24, 2013 at 3:48 PM | by | Comments (0)

A female friend of ours recently stayed at the Mandalay Bay and decided to hit up the Moorea adult pool with her friends (a mix of male and female, FYI).

She was fully aware that the dress code was "Toptional" but this being Vegas and not the French Riviera or wherever Kate Middleton likes to vacation, the scene was decidedly, well, Vegas-y. Her three observations are below:

#1: "Sad, lonely, hooker sitting by herself, topless desperately waiting for anyone to give her some notice."

#2: A Bachelorette party sporting hot pink DIY pasties.

#3: A couple engaging in nonstop PDA while taking selfie after selfie on their phones and in between heavy kissing, chomping down on SHRIMP nachos."

After reviewing a photo that she sent us (which we sadly cannot publish because someone's topless lady bits are in the way), we have an observation of our own to add: the lounge chairs are VERY close to each other. Which means that you could be minding your own business reading your Economist or New Yorker mag and someone could plop down right next to you and whip out their ta-tas. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing we guess. Anyways, just something to know before you go.

Have you your own observations on the Vegas Toptional Pool Scenes to add? Whip 'em out in comments below!

[Photo: Moorea Beach Club/Facebook]

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Beach Club 25 Closed Indefinitely at The Stratosphere

Where: 2000 Las Vegas Boulevard South [map], 89104
June 27, 2011 at 4:03 PM | by | Comment (1)

Ladies looking to let their tatas hang out at Beach Club 25 at The Stratosphere will have to keep their tops on as the rooftop adults-only pool known for topless sunbathing is closed indefinitely for renovations.

Since the rest of the hotel got a redo late last year, it makes sense that the rooftop pool would get a new look as well. Except without a timeline for the renovations, it's clear this won't be opening for the 2011 pool season. So you'll have to try these other topless pools instead. Just remember these tips before you bare all.

Anyone know the scoop with the Beach Club 25 renovations happening at the Strat? Tip us off!

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5 Tips for Letting It All Hang Out at The Topless Pools in Vegas

June 23, 2011 at 6:15 PM | by | Comments (0)

Our club kid Brandy Alxander braved the topless pool scene in Vegas in search of a European experience in the middle of the desert. But it turns out that while you can take the tatas out of the bathing suit, you can't take take the gawking pool boys out of the dayclub. Allow Brandy to explain that for us now.

I thought the European pools in Vegas would take me back to the summer spent studying abroad in Spain, where I shed my American innocence, er ignorance, and my bikini top in public for the first time.

But it didn't.

Vegas’ take on European pools is nothing like the serene Spanish coast’s playas. They’re similar to the rest of the town's dayclub pools, only with boobs. There are quite a few notable differences though.

In Spain, exposed chests are of all ages, but during Venus Pool Club’s grand opening this year, I was disappointed to see that I was one of the youngest pairs hanging out.

And as forward as Spaniards can be, they would never gawk or cat call en la playa. At Venus, I rolled my eyes every time a pool boy stared at me and exclaimed, “Woo hoo! No tan lines!”

Now, that’s no way to make a girl feel like a goddess, is it?

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We Spy Boobies From The Palace Tower At Caesars

Where: 3570 Las Vegas Blvd South [map], 89109
September 1, 2010 at 2:15 PM | by | Comment (1)

The yellow shades mark Venus Pool Club

Recently, a Brit colleague of ours came to Vegas with his girlfriend. They stayed at Caesars, and had a lovely time. Apart from, as he tells everyone who will listen to him, the moment they “tried to charge me $20 to see my girlfriend’s boobs”.

Yes, his girlfriend had gone to the Garden of the Gods, whipped off her top as the Europeans are wont to do, and was promptly squirreled away in the Venus Pool Club by anxious staff. And when he came out to join her for a spot of sunbathing, the same staff tried to charge him $20 to get in. As anyone who has ever spoken to him about Vegas will know, he has never forgiven Caesars for treating him, as he sees it, “like a virgin who lives in my mum’s basement.”

So we thought of our colleague as we did a little room tour of Caesars recently and copped a spectacular view of the Venus pool from a room in the Palace Tower. It was totally free, and there was nothing (apart from our sense of propriety) to stop us from using a zoom lense to get a better look at the jubblies on display down below. Of course, inside Venus, there are no cameras allowed, so this is a better bet for souvenir hunting.

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The GO Pool is Now a No Go Boob Zone

Where: 3555 Las Vegas Blvd South [map], 89109
August 20, 2010 at 1:31 PM | by | Comment (1)

As one of our comrades told us on Twitter the other day, Vegas = boobies. It’s kinda true – although the demise of Sin City Bad Girls saddened us, we were pleased to know that there’s plenty more where that came from – and only a couple of weeks ago we were taking in the scene at Venus Pool Club with the Chippendales. The Vegas life is a hard one, no?

But one place you’ll have to strike off the boobie list now is the Flamingo's GO Pool. We popped by the other day to get our boob envy fix, only to find a stern little sign on the gate warning us that things are not as they were:

Due to Clark County regulations, the Go Pool is now an Adult Pool with no topless sunbathing permitted.

Our apologies for any convenience

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